This how the night should have ended

Fishing 4 Poop

My topic today is my 19 year old Ashleigh.. she received a scholarship to TCU, and her major is Psychology. She is smart and very friendly. In high school she was one of the most popular girls, and was prom queen. But she no different from Kahlyb.

She wants me to buy her car, I cannot afford it because she keeps borrowing other peoples things, breaking them, and I have to pay for it. The latest..she wrecked her best friends car.. it cost $1600, and I have to pay $800 of it... She is having tantrums because I told her no car.

Now for "fishing for poop"...... I had a lot of errands to run after work. K and I did not get home until 9:30. We began our nightly routine...He plays in the tub while I prepare his bag and my clothes for the next day. I am tired, he is in a good mood. I am thinking, things are going well tonight... Once his bath is done, I usually wrap him in a towel and we bond, put on his pj's and he watches a DVD etc.. Then all of a sudden my peaceful thoughts are shattered.... K jumps out of the tub. I rush to the bathroom. Guess what? YES, POOP in the bath water. I have no gloves so I used a Wal-Mart bag... It took 20 minutes to restart his bath.... I am too old for this....

All toddlers are not under 3

I have come to the realization that my daughter, who is 19 and my son who is 17 act like my 2 year old.... So this week I am going to compare them to him.... I looked up the definition of a toddler and it said:

1. One who toddles, especially a young child learning to walk.
1. A size of clothing for children between the ages of about one and three years old.

Also, I decided to use a scripture from my Bible to relate to my subject this week.

I Corinthians 13:11 "When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things".

FREEDOM!

Kahlyb is gone with his dad for the weekend.. YEAH! I love my son very much... I am just old..... Yesterday afTer his speach therapy we went to the mall and Toys-R-Us... That was a mistake. He wanted every toy... He had aT least 5 temper tantrums..... It was after 9 when we got home. I am tired... I give him his bath..... When bath time was over he was not through playing with Alvin, Simon & Theodore (he named 3 of his Lego blocks, which are red, blue & green)..... When I let the water out, He sat on the drain hole... He said "water not gone mommy..the water is stuck"... That went on for almost 15 minutes... I will always end with this saying.... I AM TOO OLD FOR A TODDLER.......

Pictures to show to his college buddies

I was getting ready for church and his sissy and brother decided he needed glasses.

Halloween 2009

Cayman Island-Cruise 2009

Saving these to show to his college buddies.....

Looks ARE Deceiving

He knows how to look sweet. Do not let these pictures fool you.

Almost there!!

We were ready to leave...he was not ready to go..

His sissy was taking to long to take the picture

Not happy in the snow

Wanted to open Easter basket instead of taking pictures

Housekeeping was nice enough to turn our beds back, put chocolates on our pillows and made us a turtle or crab (can't remember) out of towels...... He did not want to take a picture because he wanted to eat the chocolates (they are in his hands).....

I was thinking about how negative I sound when talking about the children.

I was going to talk about how K and I went to Subway.I got a 6 inch sub with no cheese, K got a cheese pizza and a brownie... I was going to talk about how we came home and he wanted the Brownie before he ate his pizza... How i encouraged him to eat dinner then the brownie...How he did just what I asked.. I did not want to be negative tonight.... I wanted to tell you how he watched "Princes and the Frog, and how we danced and sang together..... It was a perfect evening for the toddler K and I... The movie was almost over. I put the potty chair in the living room so he could go when he wanted, and he did. I did not want to be negative.. It was a good evening.. I was not tired and he was very obedient......I did not want to be negative-It was a good evening....Then all of a sudden he decided to turn over his potty chair for no reason at all. A wet spot on my poor rug, with no warning. That is all i have to say........As always... I am too old for a toddler...

Caught on camera 1

He threw his food on the balcony of our cabin on our 2009 cruise... Wearing his cousin's's tights with his dress shoes

Playing in the formal dining room on our 2009 cruise

Caught on the dresser on our 2009 cruise

No explanation needed

Kahlyb-Day One

Yesterday my 2 year old put Febreze in is hair.... I washed it and it still smelled like "Linen & Sky".... I am too old for this.....